لالمان ماشي خير منّا

Ramadhan Karim chers lecteurs de PoF, que vous jeûniez ou non, que vous soyez musulmans ou non. Et c’est en ce mois sacré que je reviens au blogging; qui disait que Sidna Ramdhan était le mois de le paresse, hein? V’la dans ta gueule, toi le caricaturiste adepte du recyclage et qui manque d’imagination et de finesse.

Je reviens donc avec deux changements:

  • PoF change de langue officielle et adopte le français. Non, ce n’est pas parce que je serais un colonisé francophilophone mais surtout parce que mes posts passés écrits dans la langue de Voltaire ont été plus vus et partagés que les autres. Les sujets qu’ils traitaient y sont probablement pour quelque chose mais la langue aussi. Amis lecteurs anglophones, vous n’aviez qu’à lire, commenter et partager davantage mes autres posts. Mais rassurez-vous, on n’est pas à l’abri d’un retournement de situation, l’Etat algérien n’ayant pas encore exporté sa stabilité chez PoF.
  • Dicidit de rejoindre le camp des farhanines (cf. Twitter pour savoir ce que c’est) et assimilés/associés. Je vais glorifier notre État, son armée, sa gouvernance et sa politique économique et sociale, son traitement des migrants subsahariens et sa gestion des conflits avec les médecins résidents et autres. Je dirai bravo et trouverai fantastique et fabuleuse cette journée internationale du vivre-ensemble lancée chez nous et la considérerai comme une avancée l’arrière forward (pour mon lectorat English). Et plus que tout, je soutiendrai fakhamatouhou au point de rendre Djamel Ould Abbes et les adeptes de la Zaouia Belkaidia jaloux. Ne protestez pas, mes posts contre le quatrième mandat (ici, ici et ici entre autres) ne m’ont mené nulle-part et, avouons-le, un bloggueur/youtubeur/facebookeur anonyme risque bien plus qu’un journaliste en Algérie. Là, par contre, l’Etat algérien a complètement converti PoF et votre serviteur à la culture des promesses non tenues et je ne peux donc m’engager sur ce second changement ou, devrais-je dire, métamorphose.

Bref, ce post entre dans le cadre de ces changement et c’est ainsi que je crie haut et fort, l’ancien premier ministre Abdelmalek Sellal avait raison, lalmane mashi khir menna. Et j’ai la preuve! Continue reading


… And the Prime Minister Ennahar

The President watches France24 and the Prime Minister Ennahar. This is the sequel of my 2012 post. It was 5 years ago but it feels like a 100 years. The president could speak even though he didn’t speak to the Algerian press, and he could rule even though he was a 3/4 president. Now he neither speaks nor rules and he doesn’t only watch French TV (does he watch TV at all?) but he also goes to French hospitals.

But thank God, whoever are the bosses now have appointed Ahmed Ouyahia as the government’s new Prime Minister and the man watches an Algerian TV channel. Continue reading

Poll: Kenza or Souhila?

Whose side to choose? I cannot decide. I have thought about it for several weeks now and still couldn’t make my mind and this is why I have decided to share my dilemma with you dear readers and seek your advice. You may not be familiar with them but don’t worry, I’ve done my homework for you.

Who they are Continue reading

Links: Week20’16

You may have read an old post I wrote during the last presidential elections. It was after I watched a video with one of Bouteflika’s supporters comparing him to a prophet. The video has unfortunately been deleted but I just watched a newly posted video from that period. Here, another man invents new verses of Quran and explains that he’d vote for Bouteflika, dead or alive. Continue reading


Pretending is something the Algerian authorities like to do and even though they suck at it they keep pretending again and again and again. Perhaps this is a way for them to perfect that art which we fail to understand. So they pretend that a mummy is actually ruling the country, that the country’s doing fine, that the state’s sovereignty is full, that the press is free in the country, that we are a democracy, that we have judicial independence, that our issues are caused by the foreign hand, etc. They even pretend that they actually care.

The list is long but I need to mention another example which will introduce this post’s topic. The authorities pretend that they value science and research along with the Algerian youths. So Continue reading

You are not welcome in Algiers

Today’s visit of the French PM to Algeria gives a new opportunity to the Algerian regime to bring Bouteflika in front of the state TV’s cameras and prove, if need be, that he’s alive and actually ruling the country. And just like every other foreign official who’s visited “us”, Valls will probably back the regime by praising the president’s courage and alacrity.

The context around this visit is somehow tense. There is apparently no mention of Bouteflika in the Panama Papers (only his industry minister Bouchouareb is found to own an offshore company) and yet French newspaper Le Monde suggested otherwise by putting the Algerian president’s picture on its front page. The Algerian side complained officially and denied visas to the newspaper’s journalists who were to come with Valls. Many French journalists decided to stay in Paris to support their colleagues.

I don’t expect this context to prevent what I mentioned in the first paragraph from happening but I doubt the French PM will sip a cup of mint tea in downtown Algiers surrounded by women in haiks. Continue reading


Yonamare 1

More than a year ago, a movement called Barakat was created to protest against Bouteflika’s fourth term. Here I have to say that I hadn’t believed in this movement which failed to gather the people around it. Anyway, the movement’s members demonstrated a few times in Algiers and the police was always there to stop/arrest them. At that time, Ennahar newspaper and TV campaigned for the sick man who’s become the country’s president for the fourth time and had therefore been very harsh on Barakat. As can be expected from media which lack professionalism and deontology (let’s be clear, this is not specific to Ennahar), Ennahar used all means to discredit the movement (cf. this video on Amira Bouraoui) and, as an information outlet, never protested against the fact this movement and other Algerian opponents were denied their right to demonstrate and were faced with violent police forces. Continue reading

PoF Leak: Even a king loves presents

Yesterday was Bouteflika’s birthday. He is 78. The president threw a party to celebrate it and invited many guests. PoF source, who was among them, contacted us earlier this morning to share the below information. They made little sense and I cannot tell if it was because they were drunk (they sounded both drunk and tired) but they’ve always proven reliable. According to our source, the initial plan was to hold a bigger party. All Tlemcen was to be invited and the whole thing was supposed to last seven days and seven nights non-stop. But as crude oil price remained low, the party’s been reduced to a single night and only Nedroma people were invited. Even the huge fireworks had been cancelled. Continue reading

We don’t live in Sweden!

I know this is not breaking news to you, but I felt it may be useful to say it again and as often as necessary especially when others, such as our PM Sellal, shamelessly compare us to countries of the likes of Germany.

The video in the above link takes us back to earlier this year when Sellal justifies Bouteflika’s fourth term candidacy by the fact Angela Merkel was at her third term as chancellor and says Germany is not better than us. Sellal’s humour is famous (his latest being this one in Egypt) but the man was serious about the elections which led to Bouteflika’s “victory” despite his physical condition. Continue reading

The most influential Algerians in 2014

The last time I posted about influential Algerians was in 2010. Back then I thought I’d make a special post every year but I… simply forgot about it. So here I am back with the 2014 list.

So I checked the 2014/2015 report from the same organization and here are the important only stuff which are related to Algeria: Continue reading