I was told beforehand my arrival was unscheduled, but on the way here I passed a local cinema and it turns out you were expecting me after all. The billboard read The Mummy Returns.
Not all politicians have a good sense of humor, least of all unpopular ones. Of course, popular poticians do not need humor. In fact, they can afford to do away with the use of words alltogether. If you are popular, you let your popularity speak for you. No persuading to do, none of that hard work unpopular politicians, like Lady Thatcher, have to do. Innit.