I wrote in the past about the visit of US department of state’s secretary to Algeria, and we all debated on the stance we take or should take as Algerians versus the US and their policies. Today’s post is one of those, rare, with information leaked to Patriots on Fire. We have indeed learnt that some shadowy US “representative”, and it is not Mr. Michael G. Vickers, met with the leader of one of the newly created parties. The meeting took place a few weeks ago and its objective was to decide how the US would help this party, should it win in the upcoming elections, get Algeria back on track and become America’s closest partner. A win-win agreement had been signed and the American side launched its plan as requested by the Algerian leader.
Our source told us that the Algerian leader gave the US a list with all the symptoms he observed in Algeria and asked his “partner” to hire Dr. House in order to diagnose the country’s illness and cure it. The diagnosis and the cure would be the party’s program and would guarantee its victory.
If you know Dr. House you’d know he accepted the case without hesitation because of the challenges and mysteries that surround it. He even accepted the leader’s condition to get Thirteen back in his team (the
blogger leader likes her). But as all this activity had to be kept secret, Dr. House had to use simulation tools instead of working on the actual patient. He suggested to work on patients displaying similar symptoms but Putin and Ahmadinejad refused to coöperate.
The source provided a copy of a report with the symptoms observed by the Algerian leader:
- The body lives on external food injections without which it would die.
- Some cells grew bigger (BC) and keep attacking the smaller ones.
- The small cells (SC) imitate the bigger ones and attack each other.
- Some SC on the surface go through spontaneous combustion.
- A black liquid leaks from all orifices and the BC increase these orifices’ size.
- SC in the brain either turn into BC or disappear. Either way their activity rate decreases to that of a comatose.
- Besides targeting each other, both BC and SC’s activity level is very low and highly disordered.
The list is actually longer but I decided to keep only the most important symptoms.
As usual, House and his team very quickly decided it was cancer and simulated a surgery to remove the BC. The problem is more SC turned into new BC and the process didn’t stop. A new symptom even appeared as some SC turned into intermediate cells (IC) which were scattered in the body and looked like they were defending BC. A consequence was that SC stopped pressing against BC and targeted IC even more vehemently.
Thirteen apparently suggested it might be a contagious disease that is called Mediterranean-Procrastinatum. House agreed and asked her to simulate a stimulation of the whole body by forcing it into high level activity. An improvement was observed, but it didn’t last long as the most active cells were among SC and they became even smaller before dying. For some reason, BC and IC grew bigger and took more space in the body. Left with less vital space, SC got attracted by the “black” orifices where they disappeared for ever.
As far as the secret report goes, Dr. House and his team still have no clue on what is wrong with Algeria. They decided therefore to treat it for whatever disease could correspond to any of the above symptoms.
The source said the report was shared with the Algerian party leader. Seeing how the most famous doctor in the world resorted to luck and random treatment, he lost confidence in American scientific power and thought it was better to let the Algerians solve their issues alone, especially that they knew these random decision-making methods very well.
The source didn’t say if Dr. House’s still working on the case, and whether the Algerian leader got his party approved or not by the
BC system. What the Algerian leader promised to the Americans in exchange is not important any more.
Any of you got an idea on how to cure Algeria?